Welcome to the official site

Name: Patty Arbetter
AKA
Just Patty
Patty The Whore

Quote:

*If you can't touch someone, touch yourself!

*It's hard to feel
sorry for yourself
when you're helping
someone else.

Need Me?

Send Snail Mail

Patty Arbetter
8002 NE Highway
Vancouver, WA 98686

* Stand up Comedian

* Need Some one to host an upcoming event

* A whole comedy show.

* Entertainment for a Party

* Corporate Encouragement

* Write a Song

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