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Name: Patty Arbetter AKA Just Patty Patty The Whore Quote: *If you can't touch someone, touch yourself! *It's hard to feel sorry for yourself when you're helping someone else.

* Stand up Comedian

Comedian Patty Arbetter
AKA "Just Patty"

She currently tours all over the US , from Miami to Hawaii.
She tells it, how it is from a girls, point of view.
Touching on subjects including...
Why we should love men, who work!
Why girls go to the bathroom?

Kids... feel like a job, and you can never quit or retire.
But you can get life insurance on them!

She can keep it PG-13 but loves to be R(raw)
Telling the truth, from the girl next door or maybe the opinion
of the local street whore.

She makes the toughest man tear up and cry or slap a bitch!

When I first started comedy I didn't Know what I was doing, I called myself Patty the Whore. I thought it was funny... I was the whore of comedy! I then changed my name to "Just Patty" I sometimes perform a rap song... So, you can Remember Me!

 

As Patty the Whore I appeared on the Howard Stern Show. I showed my private parts, put my Strap-O-Matic on backwards and made the clothes I was wearing. OK Since then I have fixed my teeth and still think I have the best looking private parts when the Strap-O-Matic is on my back.   Order yours Now!

 

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